What's the craziest vehicle you would DD?

"blacktruck18" (blacktruck14) 12/02/2014 at 15:27 • Filed to: None

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You are walking down the beach one day and stumble across a magic lantern, you rub it and a genie pops out. He grants you one very specific wish.

You can have any vehicle you want but, you have to DD it and, it has to be someting batshit crazy that should never be used as a daily driver. You don't have to pay for fuel, maintenance, or insurance, the genie takes care of everything. The only catches are you only get one chance to name the vehicle and if the vehicle isn't crazy enough the genie will kick you in the man sausage or lady garden and you don't get shit.

Mine is easy and I am pretty sure I won't get kicked in the man sausage.

An M-ATV. Independent suspension, rides awesome. 4WD, suicide doors, small bed to haul stuff. The only thing I wouldn't want is the gun turret. The genie can just leave the hole on the roof as s a sunroof.

The only downsides would be finding parking spots and not being able to go through most drive-thrus. Aside from that I see no problems.

What's your choice? Don't forget if your choice sucks, you get kicked in the busines by a genie.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 15:30

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Probably some obnoxiously opulent and absurdly valuable prewar coach built car. Or a Newell motorhome.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 15:30

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Suzuki Every Joy Pop Turbo

CalzoneGolem > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 15:30

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Buckle up kids!

CB > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 15:31

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Hm. I guess I'd have to DD a Blower Bentley (racing version, of course).

blacktruck18 > CalzoneGolem 12/02/2014 at 15:32

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Well played good sir.

EL_ULY > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 15:32

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bob and john > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 15:34

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awwwww, look at your lifted F350! its almost like a real truck!

blacktruck18 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/02/2014 at 15:34

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Good choices.

FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 15:34

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similar but more old school. Would need a 13 L Cat engine swap so it could go more than 55 MPH on the highway

CalzoneGolem > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 15:34

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Thanks. These other guys need to adjust their definition of batshit insane.

Mercedes Streeter > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 15:34

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GMC C6500 :D

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 15:35

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Because the Veneno seemed too reasonable.

JustWaitingForAMate > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 15:38

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Because diesel...n mileage..n shit.

Svend > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 15:39

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land Rover Perentie.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 15:40

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Horrible weapons system, although it was badass when we hooked up a Wiimote to it. Who knew that Raytheon and General Dynamics just used a simple HP tablet with bluetooth as the primary firing system control device?

Oh wait, that's right. I did.

William Byrd > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 15:42

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EarthRoamer XV-HD . If I have to DD it, I might as well live in it too and park near work. Costs twice as much as most houses anyway. Man sausage in tact.

blacktruck18 > Mercedes Streeter 12/02/2014 at 15:44

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At 1st I wanted to say genie nut kick but than remembered I had a buddy that DD'ed one of these and it was hilarious so, your humor saves you.

blacktruck18 > EL_ULY 12/02/2014 at 15:45

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Genie nut kick and no cookies for you. Because in a week you'll be a pretentious prick.

Party-vi > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 15:49

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How about a $38,000,000 Ferrari?

blacktruck18 > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 12/02/2014 at 15:51

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As long as they were zero'ed properly they were awesome. Not Zero'ed "CEASE FIRE, CEASE FIRE. HOLY SHIT YOU SHOT THE GUARD TOWER."

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 15:52

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A Mitsuoka Bubu 501 Micro car. because ninja's can't catch me in it.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 15:52

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Tiger II

I don't care if it only goes 25.8 mph.

blacktruck18 > Party-vi 12/02/2014 at 15:53

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That'll do Turkish, that'll do.

davedave1111 > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 15:54

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Panda 4x4 with a Mazda 20B-REW twin-turbo rotary engine under the bonnet. And carbon panels, since it's a genie. And, obviously, the AWD system and trans upgraded to handle the power.

If 600bhp per tonne or so isn't insane enough, can I have a custom convertible, please?

Steve in Manhattan > CB 12/02/2014 at 15:55

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Brian Johnson, AC/DC frontman DDs one.

Stupidru > EL_ULY 12/02/2014 at 15:58

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Prius, no way in hell.

CT200h, I'd consider it.

E. Julius > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 16:01

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Rally 959, the best of all worlds.

Racescort666 > CB 12/02/2014 at 16:02

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Original Bond car, good style, good taste.

Cé hé sin > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 16:04

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28 litre 4 cylinder Fiat of course

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Or failing that on of the more spectacular Delahayes:

MultiplaOrgasms > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 16:05

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Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 16:06

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Leopard 1. 830Hp 10-cylinder engine and yes, it is street legal! Headlights, turn signals, brake lights, and mirrors. If anyone runs into (you plow through them), you just paint over the scratches.

EL_ULY > Stupidru 12/02/2014 at 16:06

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DD, Track, and Burn a Prius.....all before lunch whooo!!! \m/

EL_ULY > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 16:08

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not really, i'd drive the eco tit's out of one and make it a goal to have the most fun and least MPG ever in one :] Pretentious pricks fits all brands and cars... especially enthusiasts cars

djmt1 > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 16:09

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R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 16:09

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The .50 cal is great as long as you remember to set headspace and timing. I was talking about the whole automated turret system

Racescort666 > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 16:10

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This. Plus, I could never be late.

Unless we're talking real cars and not fictitious. Then, I'd have to think but I bet the classiest would be some awesome pre-war monstrosity. Someone already took my Bently 4-1/2 Litre.

crowmolly > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 16:12

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What? I have a big parking lot at work.

Yeah yeah, nut shot.

scoob > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 16:28

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Halo Warthog

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > MultiplaOrgasms 12/02/2014 at 16:29

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I'm a GM guy but...

OLDS 350 DIESEL BURN BURN BURN

nermal > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 12/02/2014 at 16:56

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Is there a back wheel, or does it just kind float like some kinda unbalanced segway weeble?

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > nermal 12/02/2014 at 16:58

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yup there's a back wheel on there.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 16:59

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Mercedes Streeter > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 17:01

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So hilarious it's actually very enjoyable! It has a steering wheel that seems to have little influence on direction, you can go totally WOT and by the time you reach 60 mph, the ice caps would have melted...I can't remember a time I didn't drive one with a huge smile on my face!

Stupidru > EL_ULY 12/02/2014 at 17:08

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I would rock a Prius with an LSx swap

blacktruck18 > EL_ULY 12/02/2014 at 17:20

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Fine no genie nut kick.

blacktruck18 > scoob 12/02/2014 at 18:00

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Dammit, I forgot about this. Oh well I am already commited to the M-ATV.

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 18:07

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I think I'll go with Batman's Tumbler. Because badass.

ranwhenparked > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 18:17

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The reality of living in a state that encrusts all of its road surfaces in a dried seabed caliber salt layer from November to April kind of puts a damper on a lot of my daily driver fantasies. I wouldn't want to subject a vintage car to that kind of fast death as a reward for having survived so many decades, so it would have to be something fairly rust resistant, which means newer and not that crazy.

Maybe an Avanti or Scimitar GTE. I've also always like the '79-85 Eldorado/Toronado/Riviera and the bustleback Sevilles - something with an HT4100 would be pretty damn crazy as a daily driver.

45bullets > JustWaitingForAMate 12/02/2014 at 18:26

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SN95GT > blacktruck18 12/02/2014 at 19:15

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I'm going all out on a B-2

JustWaitingForAMate > 45bullets 12/02/2014 at 19:52

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Because MAAAAAAAUS!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 12/02/2014 at 20:03

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Luc - The Acadian Oppo > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/02/2014 at 22:07

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If ninjas can't catch me I don't think the 5-0 will be a problem .

I own dead car brands only > Mercedes Streeter 12/03/2014 at 00:35

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this. A 500ci Cadillac Fleetwood. Zero fucks given if I hit someone. And look at that lean? That would be hilarious and because it weighs more than the Sun, it'll smooth out any road imperfections. I have a secret fantasy of smashing cars on the highway or parking lots to get to where I need to go.